theselener:

theselener:

theselener:

what’s the richest kind of air

billionaire

i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

benedictcumberpantysnatcher:

stitchnik:

bennyslegs:

i actually had to leave the room and be smacked on the back, because i choked on my chocolate milk

Favourite post of all time

curlyfoureyes:

bakerstreetbabes:

redfrypan:

Benejump Cumberfall

I genuinely cannot stop laughing… it just keeps going.

Someone please send help. I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

(Source: cumberdicted)

konniption:

oh dear god, where did these just suddenly come from?!

(Source: midorinotori)

avemaiden:

razzledazzy:

ronobvious:

A HOT NIGHT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

WHY

(Source: outofcontextanimation)

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

• I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
• I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
• I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
• I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
• I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
• I do not watch anything just for hot guys

• I can still appreciate that they are really hot 

abstractbody:

my only OTP has been this pair of geese that live on a farm by my house
the wild one wont even leave in the winter when all its other goose buddies flock off b/cuz the domestic goose can’t fly

its been almost 3 years and they’re still goin strong

livid-righteousness-badgers:

• You have the right to be an asshole
• You have the right to be offended
• You have the right to yell at people for offending you
• You have the right to yell at people for getting offended and yelling at you
• You have the right to yell about anything
• But yelling makes your throat sore

frustratedpen06:

^ Yeeep.

(Source: jujujell)