Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West.
I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.
I would like this.
I NEED IT
This is perfect.
Uranus: Lettelle; Neptune unknown
jakwajzalak i love how she’s just a little too short to reach Haruka’s lips even though she’s on her tiptoes and standing higher than her, so Haruka is bending her knees a bit. zknvkwoqp so cute.
woah.
woooah.
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I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)
No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like AmonFor there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be onNo one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like AmonAnd his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all dripsNo one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like AmonSo you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)
This was very well done and very clever! Good Show!
PRETEND YOU’RE THE WIND. FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
oh god, I had to do another…
Journey: Walk towards a mountain.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
You get horribly mutilated at the start of the game and get extra points for crawling through vents without attacking anyone. This leads to dying a lot before your girlfriend breaks your heart.
Kingdom Hearts II
You wake up and learn you’ve missed a whole chunk of your life and realize that you still have to save your friend who pulled you into this whole mess and frankly you become obsessed with him and ignore the girl you USED to love. You have to save all the worlds again not only from the heartless but from a group of nobodies called Organization 13 who will continually be annoying and try to stop you from saving said worlds and rescuing your new love of your life apparently.
You beat each other up with ridiculous weapons and semi functional yet ridiculously ornate outfits so that guy doesn’t get the magic sword before you do.
The Soul Calibur Saga.
Your gimp sister follows some bugs that trap you in a desolate village crawling with vengeful spirits, and she becomes possessed so you have to make your way through ghost-infested houses to save her while armed with only an old camera.
Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly
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ONCE UPON A TIME, THOR WOKE UP
AND WAS SUDDENLY
“LOKI WHERE IS MY HAMMAHHH?!?!”
AND LOKI’S LIKE
WHY AM I EVEN IN YOUR ROOMANYWAY
SO LOKI FLIES OVER TO JOTUNHEIM
for kimmikins
This haunting artwork is made of real blood
If Dracula stumbled into a gallery show by hemoglobin-obsessed designer Jordan Eagles, the vampire would immediately begin licking the walls.
And upon discovering that Eagles’ medium is runoff cow’s blood from slaughterhouses, the Lord of the Vampires would be absurdly disappointed and go home. Or turn into a half-raincloud, half-dog abomination and devour gallery patrons.
As for all those human readers out there, your appreciation of Eagles’ platelet-happy pieces depends on your squeamishness. He also experiments with projectors, turning entire rooms into arteries. If you’ve ever wanted to feel like Raquel Welch in Fantastic Voyage, it’s not a bad place to start.






